Toilet Paper Getting Expensive? Go Green With a Bidet Seat

Everyone remembers what it's like to finish using the toilet only to find that the previous user used the last of the TP  and didn't replace it. It's annoying, and unless you're lucky enough to have a replacement roll close by, you're in trouble. Unless you have a bidet seat.
Wouldn't it be great if you stopped caring about TP because you stopped needing it? Independence from TP  is easy when you use a bidet, but if you need more convincing, here are some compelling reasons to buy one:

1. You'll no longer need toilet paper to wipe yourself, though you may want to use a few squares to dry yourself, which leads to....
2. The higher line bidet toilet seats have built-in air dryers which will dry you off after cleansing. This will help you save even more toilet paper.
3. Toilet paper is expensive, which means that the bidet toilet seat is really not as expensive as you think. Once you stop using (or at least significantly reduce consumption) toilet paper, you'll begin to feel the joy that is no longer needing to buy it. You'll stop buying the large cases at Costco, since you'll take weeks to go through a 4-pack.
4. Households with teenagers (who are notorious for wasting toilet paper) will really notice a difference in TP use
5. When you do buy toilet paper, you won't need to spend more to get the softest brand. Since you'll only ever use it for dabbing to dry yourself, softness becomes irrelevant. Go ahead, buy the cheapest, roughest brand. You won't care!

So if you're considering purchasing a bidet seat, be sure to keep in mind the long-term cost savings you'll experience by not needing to buy so much TP. It may not sound like much at first, but over the lifetime of the bidet seat, it adds up.